Funny Things to Put on a Mothers Day Card

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Your mama bear is not a regular mom, she's a cool mom—that's why she's guaranteed to laugh out loud at these funny Mother's Day cards! Moms are bound to have the best sense of humor. How else would she get through all the unpaid labor of raising you? Choose from these hilarious cards that celebrate moms, from the punny to the personalized to the pop culture-conscious. If your mom is a Schitt's Creek fan, you've got to check out the side-splitting Moira Rose-inspired card in our roundup of silly Mother's Day cards. If she prides herself on her style, pick a card that pays tribute to her mom jeans of yore. Or, if she just loves a good old-fashioned compliment, use Mother's Day as your chance to finally to admit that she's been right about everything, all along.

Sure, funny Mother's Day cards aren't for every mom. So how can you tell if yours will be well-received? Well, if she's constantly cracking corny-but-cute mom jokes, you're probably safe! Even if your mom is more the sentimental type, you can still balance out these cheeky cards with a sweet Mother's Day message inside. Once you've found the perfect funny card, be sure to celebrate her to the fullest with one of the best gifts for mom.

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All The Thanks

'Thank You' Mother's Day Card

Make sure that you don't miss any thank you's this Mother's Day. This card covers all your bases, from keeping you alive to not giving you away!

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2-for-1 Set

Hallmark Funny Mom Cards

Anyone who has two moms or mama figures in their life will appreciate this set! Give the first to the mom who needs her fixes, and the other to the mom who has impeccable patience.

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For the Yogi

Yoga Positions For Moms Card

Any yogi mom will recognize these positions! But only the best moms know how to say "momaste" when all is chaos.

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Recycled Cardstock

'At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children' Mother's Day Card

Whether or not Mom agrees, the sentiment will make her laugh! This card has a cool retro vibe with recycled card stock and floral print.

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Fold-Out Word Play

'Dad is My Favorite...' Mother's Day Card

Gotcha! This card folds out to actually say, "Dad is okay, but if I had to choose my favorite, it'd be you. Happy Mother's Day!" Just don't let your pops see the card!

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'My Rock' Mothers Day Card

After The Rock's Super Bowl opener this year, mom will love his face on her card! Just look at those dreamy eyes.

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Sweet and Silly

'Adulting' Mother's Day Card

The fine print on this card says it all. Moms will be touched by a silly card that admits that we still need her no matter how old we get.

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Keeping it Classy

Mom Drink Puns Mother's Day Card

After all your mom has done for you, she deserves a drink or two... or three. Serve up your sweet card with a tasty "momgarita."

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Trendy

Happy Mother's Day Wordle Card

Some moms don't know how to work a new phone but still manage to share their Wordle score every day. If your mom is in this boat, she will adore this trendy card!

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Dark Humor

Thanks For Putting Up With Me Mother's Day Card

Ah, yes. Mom really does put up with all your shenanigans. This card lets her know you're grateful for all the passes she's given you.

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For the Music Lover

Queen Mama Card

Wish your queen a happy Mother's Day with this hilarious Queen-themed card. Bonus points for playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" when she opens it.

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For the 'Schitt's Creek' Fan

Schitts Creek Mother's Day Card

Do you have any idea the toll a bébé can take on its mother?! That's exactly why you have to treat your mom to a chuckle with this Schitt's Creek card.

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Best for Adult Children

'You Were Right About Everything' Card

With age comes wisdom, so it might be time to finally admit that Mom knew it all, all along!

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For the Momager

Momager Card

This one is a must for Keeping Up With the Kardashians fans! What better way to thank the momager in your life?

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'I Love You More Than My Sister Does' Card

A little healthy sibling rivalry is always good for a laugh. (Hopefully your sister agrees!)

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Favorite Parent Mother's Day Card

Both of your parents will get a chuckle out of this one. You can balance out this cheeky card with a sweet message inside.

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For the Sassy Mom

Attitude Card

The 'tude doesn't fall far from the tree! She'll love this card that celebrates her (and your!) sassy personality.

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For the Stylish Mom

'Your Favorite Child' Card

This card has it all: style and humor! Your trendsetting mom will love displaying this card on her mantel.

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For the 'Mean Girls' Fan

Cool Mom Card

Pay tribute to cool moms (and one of the funniest lines from Mean Girls) with this pink card.

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Yelling Mother's Day Card

This will get her attention! Poke fun at all the times you yelled for mom with this cute card. (This one also works for Family Guy fans. IYKYK.)

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'I Turned Out Awesome' Card

This Mother's Day, celebrate your mom—and yourself—with this tongue in cheek card.

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For the Fashionista Mom

Mom Jeans Card

Fashion is cyclical, and no one knows this better than your mom. Give her credit where credit is due with this funny mom jeans card.

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'It's Not Easy Being a Mom' Card

You might want to ask Dad to leave the room when you gift this card that pokes fun at his parenting abilities. 😂

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For the Wannabe Grandma

'Instead of Grandkids' Card

Maybe she'll stop asking for grandkids (for at least a little while) after you give her this funny card...but probably not.

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For the Punny Mom

Love You Loads Mother's Day Card

Any pun-loving mom will laugh when she gets a load of this card. It could also be a subtle nod to all the laundry she's done (is still doing?) for you.